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A Christmas Recipe

8 ingredients

5 steps

Ingredients

1 busy hectic Mother
1 unperturbed Father
2 or more excited Kids
1 bushel of joy, love, laughter and faith
1 lb. patience
1 qt. secrets
1/2 as much time as needed
1 budget, badly spent

Directions

1

Place all ingredients in a home a few weeks before Christmas. Sprinkle the kids with secrets and allow to simmer.
2

Gradually add patience to mother as needed.
3

Add as much joy, laughter, love and faith as hearts will hold.
4

Garnish father with unpaid bills. Serve generous portions topped with the blessings and love of the Christ Child.
5

There will be plenty to go around and lots left over for yourself.

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