Aggression Cookies

Directions

1. 1
   Preheat oven to 350F.
2. 2
   Combine everything except the granulated sugar. Keep it simple, use your hands to mix it together, and take out your aggressions on the dough. If using margarine in a tub, use the tub to measure the rest of the ingredients.
3. 3
   Grab pieces of dough and roll into 1-inch balls. Place on ungreased cookie sheets. Expect to end up with 3 to 4 dozen cookies.
4. 4
   Use the bottom of a glass to flatten the cookies. Dip the glass into the granulated sugar, then flatten a dough ball. The flatter you make them, the crispier the cookies will be.
5. 5
   Bake until light brown, about 10 minutes, depending on how flat you made them.