Blondies

Name: Blondies
Ingredients: 1 stick butter; 1 tsp. vanilla; 2 c. brown sugar; 2 eggs; 2 c. self-rising flour; 1/2 tsp. salt; 2 1/2 tsp. baking powder; nuts (optional)

8 ingredients

17 steps

Ingredients

1 stick butter
1 tsp. vanilla
2 c. brown sugar
2 eggs
2 c. self-rising flour
1/2 tsp. salt
2 1/2 tsp. baking powder
nuts (optional)

Directions

1

Light oven, get utensils and ingredients.
2

Remove blocks and toys from table.
3

Grease pan, crack nuts and measure 2 cups of flour.
4

Remove Michael's hand from flour.
5

Wash flour off him. Re-measure flour.
6

Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dishpan and brush up pieces of bowl Michael knocked on floor. Answer doorbell; return to kitchen.
7

Remove Michael's hand from bowl; wash Michael.
8

Answer phone.
9

Look for Michael.
10

Grease another pan.
11

Answer phone.
12

Return to kitchen and find Michael. Remove hammer from bowl.
13

Take up grease and find layer of nutshells in it.
14

Head for Michael who flees, knocking bowl off table.
15

Wash kitchen floor, table, walls and dishes.
16

Call bakery and order cake.
17

Lie down!