Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut up elephant in bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about 4 months.
3. 3
   The medium sized elephant should feed approximately 3,800 people.
4. 4
   Cover with water; cook at 465° for 4 weeks.
5. 5
   Add salt and pepper.
6. 6
   If more guests are expected, you may add the rabbits, but only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their elephant stew.