Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite-size pieces (this will take about 2 months).
2. 2
   Add enough gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook over kerosene fire at 450° for 4 weeks.
4. 4
   This will serve 3800 people.
5. 5
   If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits, but do this only if necessary for most people don't like to find hare in their stew!