Elephant Stew

4 ingredients
1 steps

Ingredients

  • 1 medium-sized elephant
  • 40 gal. brown gravy
  • 50 gal. apple cider
  • 2 rabbits

Directions

  1. 1
    ["Cut the elephant into bite-size pieces.", "Marinate in lots of apple cider.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover.", "Spice to taste. Cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks or until tender.", "Should serve about 3,799 people.", "If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits (but only if necessary; most people do not like \"hare\"" in their stew).""]"

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