Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Chop elephant into bite size chunks (this will take about 3 weeks).
2. 2
   Generously salt and pepper.
3. 3
   Add water and simmer in large kettle over open fire for four months.
4. 4
   Continue to add water as necessary.
5. 5
   This will feed about 3,000 people.
6. 6
   If more are expected, you may add 2 large rabbits, but do so with caution as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.