Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut the elephant into bite-sized pieces.
2. 2
   Add the vegetables and enough water to cover.
3. 3
   Cook over an open pit, in a large pot, for 2 weeks.
4. 4
   Stir the stew everyday.
5. 5
   This will serve about 3,800 people.
6. 6
   If more people are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only in an emergency!
7. 7
   Most people don't like hare in their stew!!!!