Elephant Stew

Directions

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   Cut elephant in bite-size pieces.
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   This will take about 2 months.
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   Add water to make brown gravy.
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   Cook over log fire for
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   4 weeks.
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   This
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   will
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   serve 3,800
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   people. If more are expected, add
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    the
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    2 rabbits, but do this only if absolutely necessary, as most people don't like hare in their stew.