Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite-sized cubes (this takes about two months).
2. 2
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at 465°.
4. 4
   Yields about 3800 portions.
5. 5
   If more guests are expected, add the rabbits.
6. 6
   However, add rabbits only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.