Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite size pieces, salted and peppered. Place into large stew pot over outdoor fire.
2. 2
   Simmer 4 weeks or until tender.
3. 3
   Serves 3,800 people.
4. 4
   If more people come than you expected, add the rabbits.
5. 5
   But don't do this unless it is really necessary because most people do not like to find hare in their stew.