Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small pieces.
2. 2
   Make a lot of gravy so you have enough to cover pieces.
3. 3
   Cook for 4 months.
4. 4
   This stew serves 4000 to 4006 people.
5. 5
   If more show up add 2 rabbits, but only if necessary.
6. 6
   Most people do not like to find hare in their stew.