Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Chop elephant into bite-size pieces, should take about 2 months.
2. 2
   Boil over wood fire for 2 weeks at 400°.
3. 3
   About 2 hours before serving, add chopped onions, salt and pepper.
4. 4
   This serves about 3,800 people.
5. 5
   If expecting more guests, add two rabbits. Do this only as a last resort, as most people do not like hare in their stew.