Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite sized pieces (this will take about a month).
2. 2
   Add enough gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook over kerosene for about four wks.
4. 4
   At 465F.
5. 5
   This will serve about 3,800 people give or take a few.
6. 6
   If more show up than you're expecting, the two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people don't like hare in their stew.