Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite size pieces (this will take about 2 months).
2. 2
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465°.
4. 4
   This will serve 1,972 people.
5. 5
   If more are expected, the two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew!