Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small cubes.
2. 2
   This should take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 365°.
5. 5
   This will serve 3,800 people.
6. 6
   If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find them in their stew.