Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover.
2. 2
   Cook over charcoal fire for 4 weeks at 465°.
3. 3
   This will serve 3,300 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added.
4. 4
   Do this only as necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.