Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Get a big pot!
2. 2
   This serves 3,800 people.
3. 3
   Cut elephant into 1-inch cubes, frequently adding salt and pepper.
4. 4
   This should take approximately 72 days.
5. 5
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
6. 6
   Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465°.
7. 7
   If more than 3,800 people are to be served, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.