Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut the elephant into small, bite-size pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about 4 weeks.
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook over kerosene fire for about 6 weeks at 465°.
5. 5
   Serves about 3,800 people.
6. 6
   If more people are expected, two rabbits may be added, but only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hair in their stew.