Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small bite-size pieces.
2. 2
   This will take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Keep the trunk!
4. 4
   You'll need something to store the pieces in.
5. 5
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
6. 6
   Cook over open fire for about 3 weeks at 500°.
7. 7
   This will serve about 2700 people.
8. 8
   If more are expected, add 2 rabbits.
9. 9
   Use care though, most folks do not like to find hare in their stew.