Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This will take about 3 months.
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook over wood burning fire for three and a half weeks at 525°.
5. 5
   If you expect more, the rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.