Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut the elephant into bite size pieces; this takes awhile. Marinate in lots and lots of apple cider.
2. 2
   Add spices to taste and enough brown gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks or until tender.
4. 4
   This will serve approximately 3,796 people.
5. 5
   If more are expected, add the two rabbits.
6. 6
   But do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.