Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.
2. 2
   This will take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Add enough water for brown gravy.
4. 4
   Cook for about 4 weeks at 465°.
5. 5
   This serves 3,800 people.
6. 6
   If more are expected add the 2 rabbits, but only if necessary, because most people don't like hares in their stew.