Fish Chowder

Directions

1. 1
   Cut an elephant (medium size) into small bite-size pieces. This usually takes about 2 months.
2. 2
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook over gas fire in open pot about 4 weeks, maintaining 465°.
4. 4
   This will serve about 3,800 people.
5. 5
   If more people are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary. Most people do not like to find hare in their stew.