Fruit Cake

Name: Fruit Cake
Ingredients: 1 cup water; 1 cup sugar; 4 eggs lrg Brown; 2 cups dried fruit; 1 tablespoon salt; 1 cup brown sugar; lemon juice; nuts; 1 whiskey

9 ingredients

6 steps

Ingredients

1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 eggs lrg Brown
2 cups dried fruit
1 tablespoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 whiskey

Directions

1

Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
2

Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer.
3

Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the tuner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
4

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt.
5

Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
6

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again and go to bed.