Preserve A Husband

5 ingredients
30 steps

Ingredients

  • careful selection
  • patience
  • smiles
  • kisses
  • devotion

Directions

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    Be
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    careful in your selection. Do not choose too young and take
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    only such
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    as
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    have been
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    reared
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    in a good, moral atmosphere.
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    Some
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    insist
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    on
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    keeping
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    them in a pickle while others keep
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    them
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    in
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    hot water. This only makes them sour, hard and bitter.
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    Even
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    poor
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    variety may be sweet, tender and good by garnishing them
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    with
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    patience,
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    well sweetened with smiles and flavored with
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    kisses
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    to
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    taste.
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    Wrap them
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    in a mantle for charity, keep
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    warm with a steady fire of devotion. Serve with three good
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    meals
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    a day.
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    Thus prepared, they will keep for years.

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