Preserving Children

7 ingredients
7 steps

Ingredients

  • 6 children of all sizes
  • 3 small dogs
  • 1 large grassy field
  • flowers
  • narrow strip of brook with pebbles
  • 1 c. blue sky
  • hot sun

Directions

  1. 1
    Combine children with dogs.
  2. 2
    Empty into the field, stirring constantly.
  3. 3
    Sprinkle the field with flowers.
  4. 4
    Pour the brook over the pebbles.
  5. 5
    Cover all with deep blue sky.
  6. 6
    Bake in the hot sun until children are well browned and tired.
  7. 7
    Remove children to bathtub to cool.

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