Preserving Children

10 ingredients
7 steps

Ingredients

  • 1 large grassy field
  • 4 to 6 children or more
  • 3 dogs
  • 3 cats
  • narrow strips of creek with pebbles
  • hot sun
  • flowers
  • deep blue sky
  • 1 bar soap
  • God's love

Directions

  1. 1
    Mix the children with the dogs and cats; empty into the field, stirring constantly.
  2. 2
    Sprinkle field with flowers.
  3. 3
    Pour the creek gently over pebbles.
  4. 4
    Cover all with deep blue sky and bake in the hot sun.
  5. 5
    When children are well browned, they may be removed; put in bathtub with 1 bar of soap.
  6. 6
    Put to bed with God's love!
  7. 7
    It really works!

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