Secret Ingredient Dip

Directions

1. 1
   Rip the cucumber open and remove the long, thin white muscles that run lengthwise down the middle, and discard the rest.
2. 2
   Cook muscles for a few minutes until they look done, then mince, grind or whip them in a blender.
3. 3
   Drain and use as follows.
4. 4
   Salt, pepper and grated onion to taste.
5. 5
   Combine all ingredients.
6. 6
   Chill.
7. 7
   Serve in a bowl surrounded by potato chips or crackers.