Turducken

Directions

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   The day before serving, cook pancetta in large saute pan over low heat until fat is rendered and pancetta is browned.
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   Drain on paper towels.
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   Remove sausage from casing, break into small pieces and add to pan.
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   Cook sausage until no longer pink.
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   Drain on paper towels.
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   Pour off fat in pan.
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   Add oil, along with chopped onion, carrot and celery and garlic and aniseed.
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   Cook over medium heat for 2 minutes.
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   Add chicken and duck giblets, and season with salt and pepper.
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    Cook until giblets are almost cooked through.
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    Raise heat to high and pour in brandy.
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    Reduce until almost gone, then shut off heat and stir in thyme and tarragon.
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    Remove giblets from pan and chop.
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    In a large bowl, fold together pancetta, sausage, vegetables, giblets and bread cubes.
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    Taste and adjust seasoning.
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    Let cool and chill overnight.
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    The next morning, lay turkey out on counter, skin side down.
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    Season with salt and pepper.
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    Spread 1/3 of stuffing over its surface, pressing some into each drumstick to make it plump again.
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    Trim about 2/3 of fat from duck, leaving some fat on breast.
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    Butterfly duck drumsticks.
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    Lay duck pieces on top of turkey in their corresponding parts.
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    Season with salt and pepper.
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    Spread 1/3 of stuffing on duck.
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    Lay chicken on top, again skin side down and corresponding in arrangement to turkey.
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    Season with salt and pepper, and spread with remaining stuffing.
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    Heat oven to 250 degrees.
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    Thread a carpet or upholstery needle with 2 feet of thin twine.
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    Beginning at tail end, begin pulling sides of turkey together, reforming its body, stitching every inch or so.
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    Have someone hold bird while you stitch.
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    Do not sew turducken together too tightly or it will split open when cooking.
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    Turn bird over; with a 3-foot piece of twine, truss it as you would a chicken, wrapping the twine around tips of drumsticks, then crisscrossing it and going down around base of drumsticks.
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    Crisscross twine under bird, then bring it up sides and crisscross it on top, wrapping it down and around wings, crisscrossing it on back side, and up again, tying it over breast.
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    Season roasting pan with salt and pepper.
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    Place turducken in pan breast side up, and season it.
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    Place chicken and duck wings, along with some halved onions or carrots, in pan.
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    Cover pan with aluminum foil and bake.
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    After 2 hours, begin checking bird every 30 minutes or so, and basting when juices form.
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    Turn pan every now and then so it cooks evenly.
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    When a thermometer inserted in turducken reads 130 degrees (probably about 4 or 5 hours), remove aluminum foil and turn up heat to 375 degrees.
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    Baste every 15 minutes or so, until turducken reaches 165 degrees at its thickest point.
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    Remove from oven and let cool for 10 minutes or so.
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    With sturdy spatulas, lift onto platter.
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    Cover turducken with foil, and let sit another 15 to 20 minutes.
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    Meanwhile, strain pan juices and spoon off fat.
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    Using a bread knife or carving knife, slice turducken like a loaf of bread.
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    Serve, passing cooking juices.