Aspirin Cake

Directions

1. 1
   Preheat oven to 350°.
2. 2
   Turn down TV.
3. 3
   Remove toys from countertop.
4. 4
   Measure 2 cups flour.
5. 5
   Remove Nikki's hands from flour.
6. 6
   Vacuum mixture from floor (Melinda spilled).
7. 7
   Get an egg. Answer telephone.
8. 8
   Separate egg.
9. 9
   Grease pan.
10. 10
    Salesman at door. Answer telephone again.
11. 11
    Put baking powder, salt and flour into sifter.
12. 12
    Put mess in sink.
13. 13
    Call the bakery.
14. 14
    Take an aspirin.