Bachelor'S Delight

Directions

1. 1
   If your wife is not home (or if you don't have one), look in the refrigerator for leftovers.
2. 2
   Get out a big cast-iron skillet and throw the leftovers in it.
3. 3
   Crack some eggs (4 or 5 if you are hungry) and stir it all up together.
4. 4
   Fry on high.
5. 5
   (Throw the burned parts to the cat and dog.)
6. 6
   Pull out the eggshells as you eat.
7. 7
   One problem:
8. 8
   Kids don't like this very well.
9. 9
   Open a can of chili for them.