Breakfast Slush

Directions

1. 1
   Chase wild bullfrogs for 3 miles to gather up hops.
2. 2
   To them, add 10 gallons of tan bark, 1/2 pint of shellac and 1 bar of homemade soap.
3. 3
   Boil 36 hours.
4. 4
   Strain through one well worn sock to keep it from working.
5. 5
   Add one grasshopper to each pint to give it a kick.
6. 6
   Pour a little into the kitchen sink.
7. 7
   If it takes the enamel off, it's ready to bottle.