Comatose Brownies

Name: Comatose Brownies
Ingredients: 12 cup unsalted butter; 5 tablespoons unsalted butter; 2 cups granulated sugar or 2 cups dark brown sugar; 2 cups cocoa powder; 1 teaspoon salt; 12 teaspoon baking powder; 2 tablespoons good vanilla extract; 2 tablespoons espresso or 2 tablespoons strong coffee; 3 eggs; 1 cup all-purpose flour or 1 cup unbleached all-purpose flour; 14 cup milk; 2 cups semisweet chocolate, chopped coarsely or 2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips; 2 cups bittersweet chocolate, chopped coarsely or 2 cups bittersweet chocolate chips; 1 cup chopped walnuts (optional); 1 cup raisins (optional); 2 cups shredded coconut (reserve 1/2 cup) (optional); cooking spray (to grease pan)

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Ingredients

12 cup unsalted butter
5 tablespoons unsalted butter
2 cups granulated sugar or 2 cups dark brown sugar
2 cups cocoa powder
1 teaspoon salt
12 teaspoon baking powder
2 tablespoons good vanilla extract
2 tablespoons espresso or 2 tablespoons strong coffee
3 eggs
1 cup all-purpose flour or 1 cup unbleached all-purpose flour
14 cup milk
2 cups semisweet chocolate, chopped coarsely or 2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips
2 cups bittersweet chocolate, chopped coarsely or 2 cups bittersweet chocolate chips
1 cup chopped walnuts (optional)
1 cup raisins (optional)
2 cups shredded coconut (reserve 1/2 cup) (optional)
cooking spray (to grease pan)

Directions

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["Preheat your oven to 325F.", "In a saucepan, melt the butter over low heat.", "Add the sugar and stir, keeping the heat on.", "The mixture should have tiny bubbles and not be at a violent boil.", "We're not making candy, here.", "when the butter mixture appears shiny, remove from heat and add cocoa powder, baking powder and salt.", "(NOTE: You can use salted butter if you have it, just leave out the salt.", "Your brownies will be fine!)", "Beat *very* well.", "Add the vanilla and espresso and stir more gently.", "Make sure the batter has cooled enough before adding your eggs.", "If you wish you can temper your eggs while the batter is hot, but you really should let it cool down.", ".", ".", "Add the eggs all at once (or one at a time and beating well after each addition, Your preference) and beat well.", "Add the flour and gently stir together, then add the milk and gently stir until well combined.", "Your batter may look very thin and/or sticky.", "This is normal.", "The batter should be cool by now, enough to add your chocolate.", "Oh, the chocolate!", "NOTE: The more things you add, the drier the batter will be.", "The 1/4 cup milk is your safeguard against that.", "Add the other chocolate.", "NOTE: If you want to truly make these send someone to the couch or floor, replace the bittersweet chocolate with 1 1/2 cups chopped UNSWEETENED chocolate.", "Be careful, you will be wielding a powerful weapon!", "Want to take it even further?", "Add the nuts, coconuts and raisins.", "If you added unsweetened chocolate the raisins will counteract nicely against it, and the coconut will add texture.", "Save 1/2 cup coconut to top the brownies with.", "Liberally grease a 9x13 baking pan with baking cooking spray -- and I do mean LIBERALLY.", "Pour (Or rather at this point -- spoon) the dark batter into the greased baking dish, being careful to get every bit of the powerful weapon you just created.", "Pat the batter so it's even.", "TIP: Use a silicone spatula for minimal sticking of the batter.", "Pat down so it's even, then top with remaining coconut.", "Caution: The batter (especially after all the additions) will be VERY HEAVY!", "Bake at 325 F for 35-40 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out \"somewhat clean\"".""