Company Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant up into bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about 3 months.
3. 3
   Add brown gravy, salt and pepper to taste.
4. 4
   Bake in 350° oven for 2 weeks.
5. 5
   Serves 3,800 people.
6. 6
   If more company is expected, add a rabbit, but do so only if necessary since most people don't like hare in their stew.