Easy Beef Dinner

Directions

1. 1
   Secure 1 large elephant.
2. 2
   Kill, clean and cut into small cubes. This will take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Put in a large kettle and simmer over kerosene heat at 465° for 14 weeks.
4. 4
   Make gravy to cover. This will feed 3,685 people.
5. 5
   If more meat is needed, add 2 rabbits.
6. 6
   But use only if necessary as few people care for hare in their stew!