Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This will take about 2 months, so start early.
2. 2
   Add enough brown gravy to cover and cook four weeks at 485° or until you run out of fuel.
3. 3
   If lots of people are expected, add the 2 rabbits; but do this only if necessary.
4. 4
   Some people don't like to find hare in their stew. This serves about 5000.