Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into 1-inch pieces.
2. 2
   This will take 2 months. Cook on outside grill for 1 month at 400°.
3. 3
   This will serve 4,000 people.
4. 4
   If more are expected, add 2 rabbits, but only if necessary, as most people do not care to find a hare in their stew.