Elephant Stew*

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This will take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Cover with brown gravy and season to taste.
4. 4
   Cook over a fire at 465° for 5 weeks.
5. 5
   This will seve 3,999 people.
6. 6
   If more arrive, the 2 rabbits may be added, but do this with caution as most people do not like to fine hare in their stew.