Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite size chunks.
2. 2
   This should take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook 4 weeks at 465°. Will serve 3,800 people.
5. 5
   If more people show up, you can throw in the 2 rabbits.
6. 6
   Do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew!