Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small, bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Add enough gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 450°.
5. 5
   This will serve 3,800 people.
6. 6
   If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hares in their stew.