Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Take elephant.
2. 2
   Add salt and pepper to taste.
3. 3
   Simmer over a slow fire for 4 weeks.
4. 4
   This will serve 3,468 people.
5. 5
   If more are expected, add 1 rabbit, but do this only if absolutely necessary; most people don't like to find a hare in their stew!