Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This will take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Reserve trunk to store pieces in.
4. 4
   Add enough gravy to cover.
5. 5
   Cook over fire about 4 weeks.
6. 6
   This serves 3,800 people. If more are expected, more rabbits may be added.
7. 7
   Use only as necessary.
8. 8
   People do not like to find hare in their stew.
9. 9
   If elephant does not suit your taste, substitute donkey.