Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite sized pieces.
2. 2
   Add brown gravy and cook 14 hours at 456°.
3. 3
   This will serve 3,800 people.
4. 4
   If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but only if necessary.
5. 5
   This is because most people do not like hare in their stew.