Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut the elephant into bite size pieces.
2. 2
   (Preparation time: approximately 2 months.)
3. 3
   Add the gravy to elephant pieces and cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465°.
4. 4
   Serves 3,800.
5. 5
   If additional guests drop in, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew!