Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about two months.
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Add peas.
5. 5
   Cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at 450°.
6. 6
   This will serve 3,800 people.
7. 7
   If more are expected, add the rabbits.
8. 8
   Do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.