Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant in bite-size pieces.
2. 2
   Boil for 4 weeks, add vegetables and seasonings.
3. 3
   Simmer for 1 week.
4. 4
   Will serve 1,000 people.
5. 5
   If you have unexpected company, add the rabbit. Everybody likes a little hare in their stew.