Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces.
2. 2
   (This should take about 2 months.)
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook over kerosene stove about 4 weeks at 450°.
5. 5
   This will feed 3,800 people.
6. 6
   If more are expected, add two rabbits.
7. 7
   But only do this in case of emergency, most people don't like hare in their stew.