Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small bite size pieces (this should take about 2 months).
2. 2
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook over fire about 4 weeks at 365°.
4. 4
   This will serve 3,000 people.
5. 5
   If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.