Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about two weeks.
3. 3
   Cover with brown gravy and cook over a kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465°.
4. 4
   This will serve 3,000 people.
5. 5
   If more are expected, add the two rabbits.
6. 6
   Do this only if necessary...as most people do not like hare in their stew!